:: b r o k e . w e e k ::

this week burns!
my pocket now lies tattered, ragged and totally misfunctionable. why do people i know have all thier birthdays on july and august? what a conspiracy to empty my stash! my marginal propensity to consume had shot to 1.0 just like this... leaving behind zero cash.
well at least it returns me to my pauper state, and trains my stomach not to demand for so much... helps slim down too.


this article is entirely irrelevant and the author apologises for the opportunity costs of the reader (you)
the real motive behind this article is to quench rumours about the apparent oblivion that the author had fallen into